bread sucks
April 28, 2025 at 4:36:47 AM
Let’s get this out of the way: bread is the biggest culinary fraud in human history. It’s a glorified sponge, a yeast-infested brick masquerading as food, and you — yes, you — have been brainwashed into worshipping it like some sacred relic. Congratulations. You’ve been conned by flour and water.
Oh, what’s that? "But bread is ancient! It's cultural!" So is the plague. Longevity doesn’t make something good; it just means humans were too lazy or stupid to move on. Ancient Egyptians built pyramids, but they also shoved half-baked loaves into their tombs because apparently even in the afterlife they couldn’t resist getting scammed by carbs.
Replied on: April 28, 2025 at 4:39:00 AM
DONT U DARE. talk about bread like that. im in emeny terottory rgrg